The Editor's Escalating Concern
Editor marked page 47: "Unclear."
Page 48: "Very unclear."
Page 49: "Are you okay?"
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Editor marked page 47: "Unclear."
Page 48: "Very unclear."
Page 49: "Are you okay?"
Beta reader returns manuscript.
'Loved it. Changed nothing. Perfect.'
This is useless. Suspiciously useless. No notes? No 'maybe reconsider page 47'? Not even a single 'unclear'?
I check the email address.
Mom, we talked about this.
Editor returns my manuscript. Red marks everywhere.
Page 1: 'ClichΓ©.'
Page 2: 'ClichΓ©.'
Page 3: 'ClichΓ©.'
Page 4: 'ClichΓ©.'
This continues for 312 pages.
Final note on last page:
'On the positive side: remarkably consistent voice throughout. Consider this a strength.'
Beta reader calls at midnight: "Chapter 5 made me cry."
Me: "It's a comedy."
Beta reader: "I know."
My friend asked me to beta read her fantasy novel. 'Be brutally honest,' she said. I pointed out seventeen plot holes, four timeline inconsistencies, and a dragon that changed colors mid-chapter. She hasn't spoken to me in six months. Turns out 'brutally honest' is author-speak for 'praise me specifically but make it sound like feedback.'
Editor marked page 47: "Unclear." Page 48: "Very unclear." Page 49: "Are you okay?"
Beta reader returns manuscript. 'Loved it. Changed nothing. Perfect.' This is useless. Suspiciously useless. No notes? No 'maybe reconsider page 47'? Not even a single 'unclear'? I check the email address. Mom, we talked about this.
Editor returns my manuscript. Red marks everywhere. Page 1: 'ClichΓ©.' Page 2: 'ClichΓ©.' Page 3: 'ClichΓ©.' Page 4: 'ClichΓ©.' This continues for 312 pages. Final note on last page: 'On the positive side: remarkably consistent voice throughout. Consider this a strength.'
Beta reader calls at midnight: "Chapter 5 made me cry." Me: "It's a comedy." Beta reader: "I know."
My friend asked me to beta read her fantasy novel. 'Be brutally honest,' she said. I pointed out seventeen plot holes, four timeline inconsistencies, and a dragon that changed colors mid-chapter. She hasn't spoken to me in six months. Turns out 'brutally honest' is author-speak for 'praise me specifically but make it sound like feedback.'
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