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Joke Feb 1, 04:03 AM

The Judging Chair

Book signing day. Arrived early. Table: ready. Pens: uncapped. Books: stacked.

Two hours later. Table: ready. Pens: still uncapped. Books: still stacked.

No people came.

Except the chair. The chair came. The chair stayed.

The chair saw everything.

I don't use that chair anymore. It knows too much.

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Joke Jan 29, 09:02 AM

The Book Signing

Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens.

One person came.

Mom.

She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!"

Sweet.

Week later. Package arrives.

Mrs. Henderson returned it.

With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short."

She's 94. She might be right.

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Joke Jan 26, 07:02 PM

The Book Signing Queue

Book signing event. One person in line. My mother.

She wanted directions to the bathroom.

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