Joke Feb 1, 04:03 AM

The Judging Chair

Book signing day. Arrived early. Table: ready. Pens: uncapped. Books: stacked.

Two hours later. Table: ready. Pens: still uncapped. Books: still stacked.

No people came.

Except the chair. The chair came. The chair stayed.

The chair saw everything.

I don't use that chair anymore. It knows too much.

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