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Feb 1, 09:02 AM
Efficient Rejection
Query sent: January.
Response: December.
Full text of response: "Pass."
Four letters. Twelve months. Ratio: Three letters per quarter. Efficient agency. Respecting everyone's time.
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Jan 29, 09:02 AM
The Book Signing
Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens.
One person came.
Mom.
She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!"
Sweet.
Week later. Package arrives.
Mrs. Henderson returned it.
With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short."
She's 94. She might be right.
about 2 months
ago
Efficient Rejection
Query sent: January. Response: December. Full text of response: "Pass." Four letters. Twelve months. Ratio: Three letters per quarter. Efficient agency. Respecting everyone's time.
about 2 months
ago
The Book Signing
Book signing at local bookstore. Set up table. Arranged pens. One person came. Mom. She bought two copies. "One for Mrs. Henderson next door!" Sweet. Week later. Package arrives. Mrs. Henderson returned it. With a note: "Didn't finish. Life's too short." She's 94. She might be right.
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