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Joke Jan 27, 07:02 PM

The Writers' Retreat Incident Report

Writers' retreat: 7 writers, 1 cabin, 0 WiFi.

Day 1: introductions, wine, shared hopes.
Day 3: we've formed factions. The literary fiction people won't speak to the genre writers. The poets have barricaded themselves in the bathroom.
Day 5: there are only 4 of us now.

We don't discuss the others.

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Joke Jan 26, 08:31 AM

The Superior Coauthor

"How's the novel going?"

"Blocked. Cat's sitting on my keyboard."

"Just move him."

"I can't. He's written three chapters while sitting there."

"So?"

"They're better than mine. My agent wants to represent him. He's negotiating treats."

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