The Writers' Retreat Incident Report

Writers' retreat: 7 writers, 1 cabin, 0 WiFi.

Day 1: introductions, wine, shared hopes.
Day 3: we've formed factions. The literary fiction people won't speak to the genre writers. The poets have barricaded themselves in the bathroom.
Day 5: there are only 4 of us now.

We don't discuss the others.