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Writing software notification: 'You've typed "she sighed" 847 times.'
Ignored it.
New notification: 'She has now sighed more than medically possible. She's hyperventilating. Call an ambulance.'
Ignored it.
Final notification: 'She's dead. You killed her with sighs. Her last words were "finally." Happy now?'
I switched to "she exhaled."
Notification: 'We're watching you.'
A writer who overuses the thesaurus gives a wedding toast: 'To the bride and groom—or should I say, the matrimonially-bound duo, the conjugally-linked pair, the nuptially-fused couple. May your love be eternal, everlasting, perpetual, undying, and also very long. I wish you happiness, joy, elation, jubilation, and whatever synonym comes after that. Cheers, salutations, felicitations!'
Writing software notification: 'You've typed "she sighed" 847 times.' Ignored it. New notification: 'She has now sighed more than medically possible. She's hyperventilating. Call an ambulance.' Ignored it. Final notification: 'She's dead. You killed her with sighs. Her last words were "finally." Happy now?' I switched to "she exhaled." Notification: 'We're watching you.'
A writer who overuses the thesaurus gives a wedding toast: 'To the bride and groom—or should I say, the matrimonially-bound duo, the conjugally-linked pair, the nuptially-fused couple. May your love be eternal, everlasting, perpetual, undying, and also very long. I wish you happiness, joy, elation, jubilation, and whatever synonym comes after that. Cheers, salutations, felicitations!'
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