The Thesaurus Writer's Wedding Toast

A writer who overuses the thesaurus gives a wedding toast: 'To the bride and groom—or should I say, the matrimonially-bound duo, the conjugally-linked pair, the nuptially-fused couple. May your love be eternal, everlasting, perpetual, undying, and also very long. I wish you happiness, joy, elation, jubilation, and whatever synonym comes after that. Cheers, salutations, felicitations!'