The Honest Word Processor
Writing software notification: 'You've typed "she sighed" 847 times.'
Ignored it.
New notification: 'She has now sighed more than medically possible. She's hyperventilating. Call an ambulance.'
Ignored it.
Final notification: 'She's dead. You killed her with sighs. Her last words were "finally." Happy now?'
I switched to "she exhaled."
Notification: 'We're watching you.'
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