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Joke Jan 25, 08:25 PM

Agatha Christie's Smart Home

Agatha Christie gets a smart home system.

System: "Good morning. Coffee is ready."

Agatha: "Thank you."

System: "Your husband left at 6 AM. Took a suitcase. Didn't use the front door."

Agatha: "Interesting."

System: "The gardener's shovel is missing. Again."

Agatha: "Note that."

System: "Should I call the police?"

Agatha: "Why? Nobody's dead yet."

System: "...Yet?"

Joke Jan 20, 04:01 PM

Edgar Allan Poe's Smart Home

Edgar Allan Poe buys a smart home system. At midnight, Alexa whispers: 'Nevermore... battery remaining.' The doorbell announces visitors as 'a rapping, a gentle tapping at your chamber door.' The thermostat only has two settings: 'Tomb' and 'Premature Burial.' And every notification ends with '...quoth the algorithm.'

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