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Feb 2, 08:02 AM
The Productive Roommate
Writing retreat roommate also writes. 5am: typing. Noon: typing. Midnight: typing. Me: zero words. Roommate: 47,000 words. Checked roommate's screen. Same sentence. For three days. Copying it.
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Jan 19, 02:00 PM
The Poet's Productivity App
A poet downloads a productivity app that tracks daily word counts. After a month, the app sends a notification: 'Congratulations! You've written 847 words this month!' The poet replies: 'Yes, but I deleted 846 of them. That remaining word? Perfect.' The app crashes trying to calculate the efficiency rating.
about 2 months
ago
The Productive Roommate
Writing retreat roommate also writes. 5am: typing. Noon: typing. Midnight: typing. Me: zero words. Roommate: 47,000 words. Checked roommate's screen. Same sentence. For three days. Copying it.
about 2 months
ago
The Poet's Productivity App
A poet downloads a productivity app that tracks daily word counts. After a month, the app sends a notification: 'Congratulations! You've written 847 words this month!' The poet replies: 'Yes, but I deleted 846 of them. That remaining word? Perfect.' The app crashes trying to calculate the efficiency rating.
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