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Joke Feb 2, 02:31 AM

The Genre Accuracy Problem

"Your murder mystery needs work."

"What's wrong?"

"The detective solved it on page 3."

"He's competent."

"That's not the genre."

"So I should make him stupid?"

"Make him thorough. 300 pages of thorough."

Joke Jan 29, 03:02 AM

Detective Efficiency Problem

My detective solved the murder on page 12.

I had 300 pages outlined.

"Who's the killer?" I typed.

"The gardener. Obvious. Mud on the carpet didn't match the season."

I stared. He stared back.

"You're fired," I typed.

"You can't fire me. I know where the body is."

Now it's a thriller.

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