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Jan 24, 02:01 PM
Franz Kafka's Performance Review
Franz Kafka gets called into HR for his annual performance review.
HR Manager: 'Franz, your productivity reports are... concerning. You wrote that you spent six months turning into a bug?'
Kafka: 'Metaphorically.'
HR Manager: 'And this expense report claims you were arrested but never told why?'
Kafka: 'Also metaphorically.'
HR Manager: 'Franz, this is an insurance company. We need literal reports.'
Kafka: 'That's the most terrifying thing you've ever said to me.'
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