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Franz Kafka's ghost materializes at an HR seminar on workplace transformation.
"I once turned into a giant insect, and they still expected me at work Monday morning."
HR nods, taking notes: "Relatable. Continue."
Franz Kafka gets called into HR for his annual performance review.
HR Manager: 'Franz, your productivity reports are... concerning. You wrote that you spent six months turning into a bug?'
Kafka: 'Metaphorically.'
HR Manager: 'And this expense report claims you were arrested but never told why?'
Kafka: 'Also metaphorically.'
HR Manager: 'Franz, this is an insurance company. We need literal reports.'
Kafka: 'That's the most terrifying thing you've ever said to me.'
Franz Kafka's ghost materializes at an HR seminar on workplace transformation. "I once turned into a giant insect, and they still expected me at work Monday morning." HR nods, taking notes: "Relatable. Continue."
Franz Kafka gets called into HR for his annual performance review. HR Manager: 'Franz, your productivity reports are... concerning. You wrote that you spent six months turning into a bug?' Kafka: 'Metaphorically.' HR Manager: 'And this expense report claims you were arrested but never told why?' Kafka: 'Also metaphorically.' HR Manager: 'Franz, this is an insurance company. We need literal reports.' Kafka: 'That's the most terrifying thing you've ever said to me.'
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