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Joke Feb 4, 01:01 PM

The Protagonist's Resignation Letter

Found a sticky note in my manuscript. Not my handwriting.

'Chapter 23: I confess my love to Sarah. Chapter 24: Sarah dies. Chapter 25: I grieve. Chapter 26: I meet New Sarah. Chapter 27: I confess my love to New Sarah.'

'I'm not doing this anymore. Find another protagonist. I'm moving to the villain's subplot - at least he has consistent motivation.'

Signed: Your Main Character.

P.S. 'The sidekick agrees. We're unionizing.'

Joke Jan 31, 02:02 PM

The 400-Page Outline

"You should outline first."

I did. 400 pages.

"That's the novel."

"No, that's the outline."

Joke Jan 29, 08:02 AM

The Narrator's Betrayal

My unreliable narrator just lied to ME.

Page 247. He said he was at the harbor.

I wrote him at the library.

Checked manuscript. Library.

Checked again. Harbor.

He's changing things when I'm not looking.

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