The Workshop Consensus

Writing workshop. Twelve people around a table. Manuscript passed around.

'Vivid imagery,' says the first.
'Authentic voice,' says the second.
'Oscar Wilde would be jealous,' says the third.
'The pacing is exquisite,' says the fourth.

Author glowing. Best day of her life.

Instructor leans back: 'Wonderful. Now — who actually read past page two?'

Eleven people suddenly need coffee.