The Procrastinator's Masterpiece

A writer died and went to heaven. Saint Peter greeted him at the gates and said, 'We've been waiting for you! God loved your first draft so much, He wanted to meet the author.' The writer was flattered but confused: 'I never submitted a first draft in my life.' Saint Peter checked his notes and sighed, 'Ah yes, that's exactly why we've been waiting... for 47 years.'