The Plot Twist Support Group

At a support group for fictional characters, a man stands up: 'My author gave me a tragic backstory, a love interest, and detailed my hopes and dreams in chapter one.' The room gasps. Someone whispers: 'He's not going to make it past chapter three.' Another adds: 'Classic death flags.' The man looks confused: 'What do you mean?' The facilitator gently says: 'Sit down. Enjoy the snacks. Don't get attached to anything.'