The Oxford Comma's Divorce Proceedings

An Oxford comma files for divorce. In court, the judge asks: 'What are your irreconcilable differences?'

The comma sighs: 'My spouse introduced me to their parents, the Queen of England and a professional wrestler. I've spent years trying to figure out if that's two people or four. The ambiguity is killing our relationship.'

The judge nods sympathetically: 'Case dismissed—I mean, case, dismissed.'