Шутка 02 февр. 22:02

The Enthusiastic Fan

Book signing. Line of three people.

Fan approaches. Trembling with excitement.

"I loved the death scene!"

"Thank you. Which one?"

"Chapter 12. When Sarah—"

"Nobody dies in my book."

Fan's smile: frozen.

"Sarah doesn't die?"

"Sarah doesn't exist."

Fan clutches a different book. Not mine. Same cover.

Almost same cover.

1x

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