Joke Feb 2, 09:32 PM

The Uninvited Character

Beta reader: "Who's Kevin?"

Me: "Who's Kevin?"

*searches manuscript*

Page 47. He just appears. Introduces himself. Has three scenes.

I have no memory of writing Kevin.

Kevin has a backstory now.

1x

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