Joke Jan 30, 03:02 PM

The Ghost's Unfinished Business

Ghostwriter needed. For actual ghost.

He died before finishing his memoir. Publisher still expects delivery.

Deadline firm.

I asked the ghost for notes. He left one: "Tell them the afterlife has better advances."

I added it to chapter 12. Editor flagged it as "implausible."

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