The Thesaurus Anonymous Meeting

Welcome to Thesaurus Anonymous. My name is— well, it's also my moniker, appellation, designation, sobriquet, and nom de plume. I've been clean for three days. Or should I say: a trio of diurnal cycles, a trinity of solar rotations, seventy-two hours of lexical sobriety. My editor says I have a problem. A predicament. A quandary. A conundrum. An... okay, I see what she means now.