Ernest Hemingway's Text Messages

Ernest Hemingway gets a smartphone. His first text to his editor:

"Book done. Good. Send money."

Editor replies: "Can you elaborate on the themes?"

Hemingway: "No."

Editor: "At least tell me the word count?"

Hemingway: "Enough. Too many, maybe. Cut some. Still good."

Editor: "Ernest, this is a 600-page manuscript."

Hemingway: "Was 800. You're welcome."

Editor: "Can we schedule a call to discuss?"

Hemingway: "The phone rang. He answered. They talked. It was fine."

Editor: "...Did you just narrate our conversation?"

Hemingway: "Yes. It was true. All true things are worth narrating."