Joke Jan 31, 03:32 AM

The Villain's Resignation

Wrote villain's monologue. Standard stuff. World domination, revenge, dramatic pauses.

Villain quit.

Said the dialogue was "beneath him." Wrote himself better lines. Now he's the protagonist. My original protagonist works at a deli in chapter 12.

I don't control this story anymore.

1x
Loading comments...
Loading related items...

"You write in order to change the world." — James Baldwin