Joke Feb 4, 05:01 AM

The Productive Morning

6 AM. Coffee.
7 AM. Writing. One paragraph.
8 AM. Coffee. Stare at paragraph.
9 AM. Research fonts.
10 AM. Coffee. Different mug might help.
11 AM. Perfect mug found.
12 PM. Lunch. Deserved.
1 PM. Nap. Creative recovery.
5 PM. One sentence added.
6 PM. Deleted paragraph.

Productive day.

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