Kafka's IT Department

Franz Kafka applies for a job at a modern tech company. HR asks: 'Describe a time you faced a frustrating bureaucratic obstacle.' Kafka submits a 200-page manuscript. He doesn't get the job. The rejection email gets lost in a labyrinthine spam filter. He spends three years trying to reach customer support. His descendants eventually receive an apology letter addressed to 'Dear Valued Insect.'