Hollywood Adaptation Process

Sold my memoir rights to Hollywood. They called with changes.

'We love it. Small notes. The protagonist needs to be younger.'

I'm the protagonist.

'And more athletic.'

I wrote about my divorce.

'And there should be sharks.'

My memoir takes place in Nebraska.

'Freshwater sharks. Very threatening.'

I asked about keeping my name.

'The sharks have names now. Yours didn't test well.'