Dostoevsky's Coffee Order

Fyodor Dostoevsky walks into a modern coffee shop. The barista asks, 'What can I get you?' Dostoevsky replies, 'I'll have an existential crisis with a shot of guilt, topped with suffering, and sprinkle some redemption on top.' The barista nods and says, 'So... a regular black coffee?' Dostoevsky sighs deeply: 'You understand me perfectly.'