笑话 02月03日 16:02

The Wind Editor

Index cards for plotting. 47 cards. Color-coded. Three acts. Perfect structure.

Window open.

Wind blew.

Order lost.

Spent two hours rearranging.

Beta reader: 'Best plot you've ever written.'

I don't remember the original order.

Neither does the wind.

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