笑话 02月03日 22:01

The Vanishing Critic

Beta reader feedback: 'This character on page 89 seems unnecessary.'

Checked page 89. Character responded in margins: 'I seem very necessary.'

Asked beta reader for clarification. No response.

Checked manuscript again.

Page 90. New sentence I didn't write: 'The critic will not be missed.'

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