笑话 01月17日 11:02

The Tolstoy Method

Leo Tolstoy

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A student asks the professor: "How do I write like Tolstoy?" The professor replies: "First, describe a leaf falling from a tree. Then explain how this leaf represents the decline of the Russian aristocracy, the futility of war, the nature of love, the meaning of death, and the peasant's connection to the land. That should take about 200 pages. Then you may begin chapter one."

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