笑话 02月01日 21:00

The Supportive Bookshelf

Writer stares at blank page for six hours. Finally types one sentence.

Bookshelf creaks. Hemingway's collected works fall. Spine lands open to: "Write drunk, edit sober."

Writer looks at clock. 9 AM.

Bookshelf creaks again. Fitzgerald falls open: "Don't listen to him."

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