The Sequel's Support Group

Book sequels attend a support group.

'Catching Fire' speaks first: 'Everyone says I'm just the middle child.'

'The Two Towers' nods: 'Nobody even remembers my name. They just call me the walking one.'

'Fifty Shades Darker' starts crying.

The group leader, '2001: A Space Odyssey', floats in: 'At least you all have plots. I'm just vibes and a screaming monolith.'

In the corner, 'Go Set a Watchman' whispers: 'You guys were planned?'