The Self-Help Author's Crisis

A self-help author walked into a therapist's office looking devastated. 'What's wrong?' the therapist asked. 'I just finished writing my 47th book on overcoming procrastination,' he sighed. 'And?' 'It took me fifteen years.' The therapist nodded sympathetically. 'Have you tried reading any good books on the subject?' The author burst into tears: 'I can't—I'm too busy writing them!'