The Minimalist's Memoir Crisis

A minimalist writer decided to pen his autobiography. After three years of work, he proudly presented his editor with the final manuscript: a single page reading 'I was born. Things happened. I'm still here.' When asked about the missing details, he shrugged and said, 'I cut all the unnecessary parts.' The editor replied, 'But where's the story?' The writer gasped, horrified: 'I knew I over-edited something.'