The Child Reviewer Sees the Future

Writing children's book. Sent to child reviewer, age 7.

'This is sad,' she said.

It's about a bunny finding friends.

'The bunny dies.'

No he doesn't. He finds friends. Happy ending. See? Page 32.

'He will.'

That's not how this works. I'm the author.

She looked at me. Slowly closed the book.

'He will.'