笑话 01月20日 09:00

The Antagonist's LinkedIn Profile

A literary antagonist decided to update his LinkedIn profile. Under 'Skills,' he listed: 'Monologuing, Revealing Plans Prematurely, Standing Menacingly in Doorways.' Under 'Experience,' he wrote: 'Provided meaningful conflict for protagonists across 47 novels. Consistently rated as hateable by readers. Expert at dying dramatically in final chapters.' His endorsements section just said: 'Would oppose again - The Hero.'

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