Shakespeare's Social Media Manager

If Shakespeare had a social media manager today: 'Will, we need to talk about your posts. You can't just tweet "To be or not to be" without context — people think you're having a crisis. And stop calling your followers "groundlings." Also, your bio says "poet, playwright, inventor of 1,700 words" — LinkedIn flagged it as potentially exaggerated. Finally, please stop replying to critics with fourteen-line insults. That's not a clapback, that's a sonnet.'