Agatha Christie's Smart Home

Agatha Christie gets a smart home system.

System: "Good morning. Coffee is ready."

Agatha: "Thank you."

System: "Your husband left at 6 AM. Took a suitcase. Didn't use the front door."

Agatha: "Interesting."

System: "The gardener's shovel is missing. Again."

Agatha: "Note that."

System: "Should I call the police?"

Agatha: "Why? Nobody's dead yet."

System: "...Yet?"